The only way to beat a man without a gun is a dog with a gun.
Perhaps I have mangled the NRA’s dictum marginally, but an incident in Florida has moved me to paroxysms of elevated thought I never imagined possible.
A dog shot a man.
I just wanted to leave that there as one lone sentence, deserving of its own glory.
In this case, at least as Highlands Today barks it, the dog didn’t mean to shoot the man. Though how would anyone really know?