If my high school teacher had been armed, I would be dead
Wayne LaPierre missed his vocation.
The Executive Vice-President of the National Rifle Association would have been a very good teacher.
There he was at his alleged press conference yesterday, teaching us all about the true nature of gun violence.
Essentially, it’s not all those guns that kill people. It’s the lack of even more guns that kills people.
This is a logic with which it is very hard to argue — mostly because the man presenting it is armed.
Which brings me to the true benefit of why it would be wonderful if high school teachers were also armed.